I HATE EYELASHES

I am, once again not doing homowork. why do you ask, well i'll tell you. unless of course you didn't ask, and then i'd be inclined to change subject. Unless of course you were presuming i would tell you on account of our accuaintance. but there's one thing you have forgot... i do not know what people are thinking on account of their inability to speak what is presently on their mind. doesn't that ever get on your nerves? ppeople not saying what they are thinking? it maeks me angry sometimes on account of misunderstandings and different interpretations of implied subject matter. sometimes, you just wanna guh some people right in the behind yaknow? especially if you are informed of someone elses thoughts from someone else ya follow? oye if only like people couldn't think in their heads, the world would be such a better place yano? i mean, nobody would be shy or hold grudges, if someone didnt like someone else, the person who is not liked would know it right? and then, problems could be resolved easily and life would continue to work harmoniously. and then, nobody would have to ever talk again either right? unless you imediately speak what you are thinking at the present moment. i think thats a disorder. cause if it is my brother has it. but seriously, if we didnt have to talk, nobody would have speach impediments of any kind words would just flow outta da top of heads. itd be sweet eh? it would also be particularly handy in my case, i mean i write for an hour and only get one page done, if i could just think words on paper, i'd be published by now. uhg timeconsuming out da waaazoo. anyway, i think i might be a cop or a lawyer or a writer or a chemist or a bio engineer or a ice cream shop owner. i like ice cream, whoa i got off track. anyway, oh yea and an inventor. i gunna invent this thingy that you put on your head that says exactly what you are thinking and if you want it will write exactly what you are thinking. i gunna try to maek it affordabel to anywaon who has ten bucks or something and it would be awesome right? i mean we could just be walkin down the street and think at a pink house"dude, that house is uuuugly" or say(think) to your friend"yo wassup me hommie" and so forth. but i dont think thats gunna happen for a while. maybe if i live like 200 years i could get it done. but i dunno if thats possible even with growing medical technology and such. anyway,maybe i could be a writer AND an inventor. now that would be handy. i could like do cool stuff all day long at my house. anyway, it would be so cool to have one of those thought reader sayer thingys in school cause a teacher would assign homework and the whole class will be like aww man this sucks or i forgot to feed my cat or gimme da answer key. and then the teacher will know whether or not the class likes them or not. thats important you know. anyway, i've been typing this for about twenty minutes trying to avoid doing my homework. its working really well, but i've run outta stuff to write down about my current topic. this morning i put on this pair of socks, and they didnt match! so i was like i cant wear these to school. especially in gym when i have to taek my shoes off yaknow, and all the guysll be like haha you have mismatching socs and then i be like uh they looked matching to me... so i took one of them off and then i put on a matching sock from the one i left on. and then, i put on my shoes.